farm princess
Well-known member
Out of all of those "true friend" things everyone gets--here is my favorite:
I promise to be a good friend to you by:
1. When you are sad--I will help you get drund and plot revenge against the sorry sum-b**ch who make you sad.
2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge what is choking you.
3. When you smile--I will know you finally got some??????
4. When you are scared--I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried--I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused--I will use little words.
7. When you are sick--Stay the h*ll away from me until you are well--I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you ask cause you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
I promise to be a good friend to you by:
1. When you are sad--I will help you get drund and plot revenge against the sorry sum-b**ch who make you sad.
2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge what is choking you.
3. When you smile--I will know you finally got some??????
4. When you are scared--I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried--I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused--I will use little words.
7. When you are sick--Stay the h*ll away from me until you are well--I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you ask cause you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
