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<blockquote data-quote="alisonb" data-source="post: 897331" data-attributes="member: 13050"><p>ONCE upon a time....a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me? The girl said, "NO!"</p><p></p><p>...... and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,</p><p>dated whomever she pleased....did whatever she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money,</p><p>had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled,</p><p>felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and burped, swore, and farted all the time....</p><p></p><p>The end</p><p></p><p> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alisonb, post: 897331, member: 13050"] ONCE upon a time....a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me? The girl said, "NO!" ...... and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, dated whomever she pleased....did whatever she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and burped, swore, and farted all the time.... The end :D [/QUOTE]
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