hrbelgians
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*Law Of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
*Law Of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
*Law Of The Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal
*Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you moved to.
*Law Of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Law Of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Murphy's Law Of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
*Law Of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet.
*Law Of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
*Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
*Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
*Doctor's Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to got to the Doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
*Law Of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
*Law Of The Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal
*Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you moved to.
*Law Of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
*Law Of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
*Murphy's Law Of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
*Law Of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet.
*Law Of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
*Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
*Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
*Doctor's Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to got to the Doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
