A Farmer's Story

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Dec 30, 2003
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Central Texas
An old farmer in South Carolina had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked."

He paused to clear this throat, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time !
With all the rain you have gotten in the last week you may have some; just not seen them yet.
The heck with getting the gator!!! I NEED TO GET THAT KIND OF A POND!!!!

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