buckaroo_bif
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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with, probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth is a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git' lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with, probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth is a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git' lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
