50 years

[flaboy+]

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we
were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old
man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years
ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I
wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and
the other is in your oatmeal."

 

[warpaint]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

 

[msscamp]

:lol: :lol:

 

[George]

Now that was funny.

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

:shock: :shock:

 

[Beefy]

so much for breakfast...

 

[shorthorn cowgirl]

ya really :roll:

 

[Medic24]

Oh my!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[flaboy+]

I thought they were talking about the ones that you put on a calfs bottle. :lol: You mean they weren't?