2 AM Police Stop

[dcara]

A Police STOP at 2 AM

An man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

 

[Caustic Burno]

A Police STOP at 2 AM

An man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

If he would drive up the driveway about 60 mph screech the tire's jump out hollering honey I am home and ready to go to drive that bumpy road. She would pretend to be asleep when he came in.