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Just How Do Santa's Reindeer Get the Job Done? Have you ever wondered how Santa's reindeer can make that monumental journey on Christmas Eve? Let's look into some key facts about reindeer that may help us understand how they get Ole St. Nick on his appointed rounds over the world. First of...

A few pointers from "Dr. Whoop" to help you stay fit. ANSWERS TO YOUR HEALTH QUESTIONS Q: Dr. Whoop, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out...

A humorous website for the cow lover. Click here: http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/All_ ... roline.swf

A man in Dallas, Texas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was...

Due to dial-up speeds, I haven't gotten to listen to the tribute yet, but will figure out a way to hear it. But I wanted to add to the thread that Chris Ledoux is one of the few men I consider a "hero" of mine. Have seen him in concert every time he was within several hundred miles, and he...

The eye doctor told Mr. Wong that he had a cataract. To which Mr. Wong replied, "Oh no doctor, me no have cadarac, me have rincun".

"If you ate today, thank a farmer." Oldtimer #1: Did you get your wife a watch for her Birthday? Oldtimer #2: She doesn't need a watch, there's a clock on the stove!

Saw an interview with him a long time ago, when he admitted that his "advice" in his book was just something that he thought people would want to hear and would sell books. Made one man wealthy and nearly ruined a generation.

My two favorite beers are Coors and yours.

When returning across the border into los Estados Unidos from Mexico you are restricted to importation of one liter of liquor and one case of beer. Hope this helps on your report. :lol:

You isolated folks might enjoy this one: A city fellow was fed up with being cooped up and crowded up all the time, so he shucked it all and moved into the wilderness. It was bliss for awhile, no people, no cars, no hassles. He was happy. But true to human nature, he began to miss the things...

Keep looking around. :D

Those cracked me up!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: That is hilarious!

First post. Looking at their titles, those websites don't seem to have much to do with cattle. I didn't check them out though. Seems suspicious.

I'm just thinking that I won't be eating any hog intestines, whether they're washed, unwashed, stuffed, with a goat, on a boat.....etc.

I don't think I'll be eating anything that has to be washed with "clorox water" to be fit for consumption! Bleh! :P

I'm out on any passive and/or filtering organs: liver, kidney, tripe, menudo, etc. Never tried heart, and probably never will. Prefer voluntary muscles - all the regular cuts of beef, along with tongue (fair), and don't forget the masseter to make barbacoa (tastes like roast). Has anyone ever...

Please fill my non-abstract, concrete thinking mind in on what the heck this means and why it's funny?

That's obviously a fake document. It didn't ask for blood, rights to your firstborn, nor did it mention anything about your soul!