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    Be careful if the dealer changes your oil

    We've developed some laws that are ridiculous. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/michigan-man-sued-after-technician-accidentally-killed-mechanic-with-his-jeep
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    We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes...
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    Pay 700K for a car you don't know how to shift!
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    Treasury bonds

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    I've been tired enough waiting on "somebody" shopping to take a seat like that!
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    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and...
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    Use that all the time when trying to square up a footing form.
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    YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams...
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    Life can turn on a dime

    We all go through the passing of close friends and relatives. We sometime forget it's part of life and are never truly ready to face it. It should teach us to show more compassion and be less critical with those around us. Learn from the negative, focus on the positive. Silver, I pray you...
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    How the government protects us!
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    Spring hasn't sprung

    I burned off a field yesterday. Was a quiet wind and in the 70's. Today up to 82 and storms tonight with tornado warning.
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