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>>]Southern Blonde >>> >>> >>> >>>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very >>>attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty >>>thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. >>> >>>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the...

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he...

Dear Abby, > > I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have > suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The > usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. > My wife has been going out with the girls a lot...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat...

The Redhead !!! A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man...

A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking...

> >One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from >across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. > > > >He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in >and meet with President Hillary Clinton." > > > >The Marine replied, "Sir...

Subject: French Journalist >Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid Bowhunter was being interviewed by a > >French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting. > > > >The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the > >head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are...

>An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a >construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says >to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." >To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." >To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of...

Subject: Technology at its finest ! > > Technology at its finest ! > > > After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, > > Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating > > back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that > > their ancestors already had...

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the...

Independence Bowl Oklahoma State 34 Alabama 31

Independence Bowl Oklahoma State 34 Alabama 31

Independence Bowl Oklahoma State 34 Alabama 31

Let's see what everybody thinks of this prospect Show Heifer. Purebred Maine-Anjou, born 5/12/06. I/m anxious to hear your reasons. She has been on feed for about a month. The weaned Spring Calves this year have been the worst in history for our area, averaging almost 100lbs. light due to...

Just currious to see what everyone thinks of this heifer now, and then again in 2,3,4, or 5 weeks after I have her clipped and purdy. She is a Purebred Maine-Anjou, 6 months to the day in this picture. Let 'er rip!

One more time. Critique this heifer. DOB, 9/15/05. 3/4 Maine-Anjou, Polled. Approx. 700lbs. I appreciate the comments so far from the first post, but don't get the one about not enough length of body, and too short in the neck for a breeding heifer. She is more than adequate in both...

Kalli is a nine year old Purebred Maine-Anjou Cow; former Show Heifer. Her Purebred MA Heifer calf is three days old in this picture. Kalli was shown 44 times in the 1997-98 show season. Her record was 38 times 1st. in Class, 21 times Champion or Reserve. Her greatest victory was at the 1998...