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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... + Tourist: $5.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $250.00 The...

Seems that he said something about his new girl and I should come. Little did I expect for him to be treating us to such a fine young filly doing her fancy new moves.. dwnuODleeDI I'm going back for more. :mrgreen:

A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you...

Some years ago, about 1900, an old trapper from North Dakota hitched up some horses to his Studebaker wagon, packed a few possessions -- especially his traps -- and drove south. Several weeks later he stopped in a small town just north of the Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. It was a Saturday...

552-433 B.C. Greek poetry writer once wrote: "Not every truth is the better for showing its face undisguised; and often silence is the wisest thing for a man to heed."

480-406 B.C. Greek writer of tragedies once wrote: "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."

There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boatswain that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to...

I saw this and found it interesting. Swan Song For America? Welcome, my friends, to the American Nightmare. We live in the land of Greed and Hungry, a place our parents and grandparents would barely recognize. Certainly our forefathers would throw themselves back into the grave out of shame if...

Seems between me, the coming rain, and the satellite internet, one of my posts got double posted. So therefore, I just changed the title and thought I'd complain about Hughes Internet service instead. Couldn't delete the post, so just changed the topic and content. :dunce:

Economic opinions from Rolling Stone Magazine: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/st ... le_machine This is not a political story or political post. It's a story of what's really happening in the world.

Kanye :mrgreen: Anyone see the CMA awards show last night? I sure hope that Kanye West did........ :lol: saKUSe0l_sg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 kYfEc0dimFA

Hot, sweet, and with beans and tomato. Granny Soo's Chili 4 pounds hamgurger meat 2 Tablespoons garlic 2 red onions - diced 3 cans tomato sauce 3 cans diced tomato 1 budweiser beer 1 shot jack daniels whiskey 5 tablespoons chili powder 2 cups beef broth 4 tablespoons cumin 2 teaspoons oregano...

This is not a political post, just a comment. Hello Blue Cross / Blue Shield. You're whining and complaining, just as all of the other insurance companies are, about the public option, government controls, and being put out of business. I just wanted to let you know that I received my...

Here's another little tid-bit of information to help you decide if the financial crisis is over..... Pay particular attention to the part that I have highlighted in bold and think about it.

http://www.businessinsider.com/henry-bl ... ve-2009-10

Allowed to own 4-wheelers?

He probably sent over some of hisss wimmins to influence the vote. :roll:

Will they all go away? :banana:

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of...

A less than scientific poll about where CT members think the financial/economic status of our country is at. Please vote your opinion.