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A few days back these were the CNN headlines... His violence went all the way back into the '40's... In his lifetime, he (apparently) wounded one police officer and killed two others! Again one being a police officer... The last being in 1982.. 28 years behind bars on death row at the taxpayers...

I can't remember names, but numbers have always been sort of a strong suit... Where do these people come up with number like these? I was at our annual Stockgrowers dinner about two weeks ago. The guest speaker was from someplace in Utah and gave a presentation on the benefits of going Green as...

Soooo as I understand it, that means that there are fewer folks collecting unemployment benefits... Soooo those folks whose unemplyment benefits that have been exhausted, the State is not going to send them a check, and they still don't have a job... Do they contribute to this being a good...

Howdy all... I'm sure that a lot of you have ponds on your place... We have two. One is about 15' in diameter and about 3' deep and the other is closer to 200' ft x 100' and 3' to 10' deep... This year I found a hole in the center of the smaller one and two holes in the larger one... They are...

Spring's almost here in Montana... We are starting to see deer moving around... :D

Here's the reply the teacher received the next day: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single...

Do you have a plan? Several are listed on the side bar of this fine article... http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn...

I can only imagine what the "Sea Kitten" (P.E.T.A.) crowd is going to say to US Airways for killing that bird not to mention all of the sea kittens that are probably suffering from post aircraft submersion syndrom....

Since we seem to have a run on life in the past topics... Several year ago I taught a class on Pesonal Development... One of the topics of discussion had to do with the Rainbow Effect... I am curious to see how many examples we might be able to come up with... As the discussion went, life is...

Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the Marine smacks him in the head with the...

Anyone remember that song by Kenny Rogers, "20 Years Ago"? Linda, my wife, and I were listening to it the other night and laughing about some of the things we thought about 20 years ago... For instance, we wanted to live in a home with a loft for our bedroom... Not a bad idea, but due to budget...

enjoying this burst of cool air from the north and maybe have some time on your hands... Temperatures here in Northwest Montana have finally dropped below the 70's... The other day we were thinking, when the temperature was 3 degrees above zero.... If it were 10 times warmer, we would be at 30...

Robin Williams does it again............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_L1vLv84vs

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. "Are they all yours?'' 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find...

One of those GPS dog trackers? I am thinking about one... I usually follow her from the movement of the grass, as the fields around here are so tall.. But I worry that if I should lose track of her and she goes on point, I might not find her... She just won't break the point until the bird...

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!' Well, Ole...

The country you look at things a little different.......... A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' the rancher asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into...

On your block to own the "Real Man's Bar-B-Que".... Models include Gas, Briquette, and Black Powder.... Chuck  PS... Ladies, Christmas is coming.... Here's a second "TIP" on what to get that important man in your life... And don't forget about the wonderful Nail Gun that Tommy posted a few...

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them...