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Do the rest of you have trouble with indian land claim in your area? It's where tribes claim that they are a seperate nation, bribe the courts into giving them land and build casinos.

It takes forever to load, but it's a must see!!! http://www.jibjab.com

What in the world is tha a picture of?

A farmers wife was going through her husbands dresser when she came across an envelope. In it was three ten dallar bills and five soybeans. Later, she asked her husband what it was. He replied, "Over the years I haven't been completely faithful, but every time I cheated I put a soybean in that...

As I arrived at the docters I saw nun run out of his office crying uncontrolably. I asked the doctor, "Why was she crying?" "I told her she was pregnant" "Was she?" "No, but it sure as hell cured her hic ups!"

As fair seasons begun how about some tips from the masters.

A bill has been placed in front of State Legislature putting a minimum price on class 1 milk. However Hillary Clinton introduced it, should we be scared?

I am interested in buying a registered Beefmaster heifer. If you raise Beefmaster it would be greatly appretiated if you would sell me a heifer. I am willing to pay all that she is worth. If you, or someone you know would do me this favor please pm me. P.S. As I live in New York, transpertation...

You all may have heard some of the "You have two cows" jokes. Hear are some of my favorites: French corperation, You have two cows, you protest because you don't have three cows. You go to lunch, life is good. Republican, You have two cows, your neighbor has no cows, so? Democrat...

After a ten mile run, the drill sargent walked up to a recruit and said, "I bet you wish I was dead so you could urinate on my grave" "Sir, no, sir" the boy replied, "After I get out of the army I'm never going to stand in a line again"

When breeding registered cattle, what, in the end is more important as an end result, an animal with great EPD's or does well in the ring? -Matt