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    Logan, the Sky Angle Cowboy

    A friend showed this to me the other day, thought I would share it with everyone too!!! zCdZwitrNoY
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    2008 show steers {{Update}}

    Finally got the steers calmed down and broke. This first steer is a SunSeeker. I liked him when we got him, but the more and more we study him the more we think that he may end up with some structural problems... :roll: Not a bad steer in my opinion, but not the best either. Also pretty dirty...
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    adhesive vs. human hair

    So, next week is homecoming at my high school. We have spirit days and one of the 'theme's (if you will...) is crazy hair. There is a kid that wants to use adhesive (tail adhesive to be exact) to make my hair stand straight up on top of my head. Sounds crazy (no pun intended)...right...I think...
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    Amen to Judge Young

    Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to...
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    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Cuckooed

    >> The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my >> husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' >> >> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around >> 3 >> a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the...
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    A look on attitude

    John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was...
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    Yo Mama

    To some, this is both funny AND scary! And then there was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton She asked him how he felt about fear. He told her there were only 3 things he was afraid of 1) Osama 2) Obama 3) and Yo Mama!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    County Fair Steer Show 2007

    Our county fair steer show was last Thursday. I took two steers in. The smaller one weighed in at 1163 and the Shorthorn was 1229. I took first in my class with the smaller steer, second with the shortie and third in showmanship. I sold the shortie steer in the market sale and received $2.20/lb...
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    Heifer Show (pics)

    Had my county fair heifer show today. We only took one heifer. She placed second in her class. I think she looked pretty good. What do you think? :D
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    Never Leave Your Nuts Alone

    > > > >A doctor at an insane asylum > >decided to take his patients > >to a baseball game. > > > >For weeks in advance, > >he coached his patients > >to respond to his commands. > > > >When the day of the game arrived. > > > >Everything went quite well. > > > >As the National Anthem started, >...
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    Knowing when

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old...
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    Idiot Sightings

    IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2...
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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that...
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    Flat Tire

    > >> A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she > >>eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the > >>car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and > >>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic...
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    Amazing photos

    And the best one of all... and look...THERE'S STILL A GUY IN THE WATER!!! (also the exact reason Im not a big fan of the ocean) lol ;-)
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    Beef Brisket

    What is the best way to cook brisket? :help: :help:
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    Listen to this!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En0A8KGMgq8 Simply AMAZING!!! :D :D
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    Beginning Today

    Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. But I cannot make the...
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    a message from the midwest

    > Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters > and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, > Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and > South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of...
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