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I don't know how true this is but thought I'd pass it along ... Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love...

He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine. "Ouch!! What the hell was that for?" he asked. That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied...

My farm is located about 4 miles SW of our town. This morning was a decent morning weather wise with a breeze out of the NE so I decided to move some calves around. I have them in 2 groups, one on the south side of the barn and one on the north side. The hardest part was going to be to get...

Jacques Chirac, the Prime Minister of France, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland I am...

A friend sent me this and I thought I'd pass it along: Subject: TARGET Stores-"Interesting, Verrry Interesting." by Dick Forrey of the Vietnam Veterans Association Recently we asked the local TARGET store to be a proud sponsor of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall during our spring...

Ever wondered where and how yodeling began? United States? Canada? > Switzerland? > > Here is what really happened. > > Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and...

I read this this morning and thought it might be of interest. Our Flag: Did you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the American flag 13...

Is this what us younger people have to look forward to ? A.A.A.D.D. Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table...

If anyone is interested check out http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/MadCow2004/main.asp some pretty good cartoons about the current situation, many pointing out how the media got carried away.