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I pushed her back and texted my neighbor but I'm sure it'll be a temporary fix.

Think maybe my neighbor needs to work on his fence? And occasionally feed his cattle so they're not on their dang knees, trying to get out?

Well color me lucky! The large animal vet hospital we use is all of 20 minutes away. Went through a rough couple of years when one of the vets was killed by his own bull, then the owner wasn't doing as many farm calls (due to polio when he was a child). They hired a fabulous young vet and I...

We had Stud Muffin for all of 6 weeks before he broke his, um, "muffin". Soldier down! But Bob the Viagra Guy worked double time and eventually settled all the cows.

My current alpha bull is Woody. And a gentle giant!

No video. Can you freeze frame it and submit one?

John Holmes!!!

Well done! It's on the list after Shaft and Rocket.

We went to the annual hospital fundraising gala and the theme was The Roaring 20's. Nope! No way was I going to sport a flapper dress & heels, but I did rock my fancy boots!

You may also want to consider mineral with CTC as a preventative against anaplasmosis. Requires a VFD. I start using it a few weeks to a month prior to heavy tick season and continue until generally Oct/Nov.

Hit every branch on the way down!:ROFLMAO:

Gotta admit, I was a little traumatized. Then it became personal. I WAS going to conquor that bytch! Took a pic for posterity and immediately took it apart, tucked safely away in the box for the next time I'm feeling sadistic.

I've mixed Permethrin with Prentox/PB0-8 at 7.4%, which is the equivalent of Fly Ban or Ultra Boss at 5%. Includes a gallon of corn oil and a little diesel. Ultra Sabre is 3 oz Lambda-cyhalothrin, 6oz PB0-8 and 1 gallon of corn oil and a little diesel.

Peter lasted one season before he tried to take out Mr. TC. Bought him the same time we bought Dick, and we had him with Rod in the central pasture. Shockingly, sold him private treaty to a large ranch that wanted his EPD's. They only work on horseback and, even though he tried to take out...

And his slutty girlfriend, D'Wana:ROFLMAO:

We had Johnson, who was one of my faves and ended up as a yard ornament when I sold him private treaty. (Dick was by far my all-time fave bull. Or Richard, in polite company).

Big fan of the flag. Not so much the hot shot. But there's always the tried-and-true sorting stick and even pool noodles. Got a couple rattle-panel-sorting-stick-thingies at a Livestock Association meeting and I hate them, as do the cattle. That said, your demeanor is generally the best way...

This! I have 2 friends that fell down the stairs shortly after bifocals. One was just bruised and the other required surgery. I got bifocals years ago and they're gathering residual dust, sitting in the back cup holder of my truck.

They have one job!! Might as well have fun and roll with it:ROFLMAO: That said, I'm running out of slightly salty/inappropriate names. Our new bull will be Shaft and Woody's replacement will be Rocket, but how many synonyms and antonyms for a penis can there possibly be?