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OK horsepeople - I need some advice - situation #1: 4 yr old stud, never broke, never haltered, doesn't care for people, and is currently in a pen by himself so he gets to wanting some type of attention from humans. Using him as a stud isn't the answer - the main goal is to get him castrated...

There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait...

#1)Getting up a little later then normal, taking ALL the dogs for a walk, puttering around outside - no time frame to follow, just doing something at leisure. #2)Going in the house to be greeted by two very groggy children, and the youngest giving me a good morning kiss and hug and says "mom...

Make the Woman HAPPY. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Now for the GAME - Here is a guide to the point...

I know you all imagine that Wisconsin is all green grass, tall corn stalks, and lots of sunshine. :shock: ;-) Well - here she is showing her new winter coat off -

LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night...

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local...

Seems that Wisconsin decided to give us a couple of absolutely beautiful days to enjoy - so I thought it would be a good time to start the pups on some ground work ... here are a few pics of the day I thought I would share. A 'family' pic. Learning how to stay close - but still get some good...

"Granny, do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" "No Darling. There is a whole Series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise....' "

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he...

Arnie stops by Fred's shack for a visit. Fred: "What's goin on Arnie? Why ya so sad?" Arnie: "Well, the nephew got arrested again yesterday. This time for having an affair with his teacher." Fred gets a sheepish grin "Oh heck Arnie, we did that too - remember Mrs. Rogers?" Arnie: "Yup...

Two Swedes from Wisconsin are sittin' in a boat on Dead Lake , fishing and suckin' down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months." Ole sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like that are hard...

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please post an encouraging message to a disadvantaged friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, fall down uncontrollably, vote liberal or occasionally pee on yourself. You hang in there...

How Blonde Is She??? She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. On an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote " Sagittarius." She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference...

A friend of mine had a bull die from Johne's disease. The vet gave some info on the disease, but I am wondering what will happen with his other animals. The bull had been on the farm for about 2 yrs, was brought onto the property when the animal was about 1 - 1 1/2 yrs old ---- and has been...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be...

Who says Men don't Remember Anniversaries A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just...

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bas****. --------------------------------- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread...

I was just a local dairy farm auction, and was standing relatively close to the yearling pens when one of my coworkers came up to rehash some stuff from the week. (This farm was strictly dairy, and only had holstein cattle.) He glanced over to the cattle pen where a nice year old black heifer...