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at our local bolivar auction very small the auction er some times buys not allways i dont know anyone to complain sopose its how he handles it

i tryed it this spring some pastures got a lot thicker growth some seemed the same then the drought came & it was all over so i dont have a fair experence to share but my wife put it on tomattos plants & they are over 7' tall . she allso watered every other day my jalopeno pepper plants did...

look at onemancorals

live trap , baited & put in attic etc, get on at harbor freight then eat em

i do all my haying / farm work on dadinlaws old 800 case 1959 on LP

i have tried lots of different pills for that arthritis .seems sour mash bourban works the best but it limits your driving to 0

when in rome do as the romans do when in the voting booth vote your heart & mind mine is any body but obama

my horse has allways been on fescue mix pasture her hole life, ate what cows ate , minerals, salt,hay etc.. she is 15 years old. this spring she foundered on pasture grass.no feed, just a xmas candy cane every other day (her treat for 15 years) & grass shes been on for years. she could not...

i run mine at 1/2 throtle

i use a 1866 winchester replica in 44-40 lever action love it

A guy speeding over a hill ran over the easter bunny & smashed it flat he is fretting over the loss when a Blonde lady pulls over jumps out of her car with a large aersol can & starts spraying every inch of the smashed rabbit . easter bunny jumps up & waves , hopped off about 10' & turns &...

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for...

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church , the Catholic Church, and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to...

Red Skelton's -- Recipe for the perfect marriage 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife...

What's the difference between a road killed snake and a road killed lawyer? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The snake has skid marks in front of it!

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive... ......... ... So I took her to a gas station!!!!!!!

Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change ! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY...

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West...

The Black Widow.... This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the USA , can be found all over the states of Missouri , Arkansas , Kentucky , and Tennessee . The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death! The Black widow hooks-up with the...