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    Hayin like I've never hayed before....

    Well Now a name change might be in the works in the future... I lost my wife to an auto accident over a year ago , I thought I'd get back up to where she was from and giver er a shot. Another thing was, about six months ago I was a foot short of makin a fence when tryin to load an ornery ol bull...
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    Hayin like I've never hayed before....

    Alright, I got a question for y'all. I live here in Alabama. I've been doin alright (balin small squares) with just a hay rake and a disk mower. Hay sits on the ground a couple of days, rake er then go... I've bought a farm in Northern Michigan and am movin everything up there. I'm noticin that...
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    Farming for a living?

    Here's the formula that has worked for us. Mind you two seperate generations. Father in Law busted his butt working on the family farm and worked in a chicken plant. Finally scrimped and saved and bought a 1/4 section of land, an old potato farm at the age of 37. Got married and started raising...
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    Chainsaws-Husky or Stihl?

    Well, I'm on the other side of the fence. I got a Stihl MS210. I'm not impressed with it at all. No torque. Now I've been cutting wood for 30 years and that last ol cheap poulan I had was the best cutting saw I ever had. This Stihl I bought last year is a piece of junk. And I could of bought...
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    "Fi" Fi" & "Fido" Off Menu?

    We used to trade the South Koreans MRE's for hot meals. Guess what one of those hot meals ended up being..........
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    Hay Machinery Poll

    As far as balers go, had a ford 532 until it was just to wore out to work. Bought a new Heston inline (MF). I really like the thing. IH35 rolobar and a brand spanking new drum mower. ---Dang forgot the tractors!! JD 5203 JD1010 JD B- raking and hauling only
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    Why We Love Rednecks

    I'm sure "They" (The people we were supposed to liberate), would rather see us fight them over here. The Iraqi people have took a huge toll in all this with deaths, home destructions, etc..... We kept the PLO out in the 70's, the communists out in the 50's. Why all of a sudden are we so inept...
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    Tobacco

    I knew I had to quit when I got the beer bottles mixed up. Spit bottle in the left hand... Drink bottle in the right hand...... Works great till little smart aleck brother pulls a switch at the bar........
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    Going Hayless

    8. There's no air circulation in the loft. 9. All the breakdowns seem to occur on a hidden fire ant mound and them ants have a way of letting you know about it. 10. You get your daily fiber requirements from all that chaff flying around.
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    Hay still in field

    I don't know about lazy. It might be good finacial management. No tellin how much gas it takes to get them things stored. Maybe they just sell out of the field. Seems like a win-win to me. Now, since I square bale, I can't just leave 'em, but I take every chance I can get to sell out of the field.
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    Usernames ?

    Well.... its my last name..... I used to come up with cheesy pickup lines in the 70's using it (Hey baby... Wanna go out with the most eligible bachelor in the galaxy???? :help: ) After hanging up the leisure suit, I tried and failed to get my wife to name my kids Eligible (Eli for short ) if...
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    User Names

    Results 1 - 10 of about 4,120,000 for "The Bachelor. (0.27 seconds) Guess I'm in with the in crowd..... wonder why??? Betcha I give usernametaken or any of them first names a run for the money :)
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    ordered chicks

    Holy Cow!!!!! I haven't had chicks in a couple of years, but I think chick starter was pushing $7 last time.
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    George Carlin..

    :shock: You are either a progidy or whatever the rainman was. Alices Restaurant would take up over half my brain cells :) . Yep, ol Snerdly almost got my mouth washed out with soap on numerous occasions.
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    Rotational Grazing - another benefit...

    Mine usually resembles a cafeteria lunch line. The first ones stop at the gate and start eating. The rest start pushing from the back. Then they get the idea and start running all over.
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    George Carlin..

    I bought about 4 copies of the 8 track with the seven words you can't say on television. Didn't lose em and the tape player didn't get em. Momma did!! After the 4th copy, I had the skit memorized. Still do, but there is no one who I know well enough to tell it to.
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    Anyone on Earth got a Massey Ferguson square baler

    Rc, I was in your position last year with an old 532 baler. Came down to no parts available for a broken shaft I had. I stopped at an ol house to ask about a 532 I saw in a fencerow, when me and a pitt bull had a go of it. Alot of yelping and whining after that (I guess the dog made some noise...
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    Automatic Water Fill...Seeking Simple-Reliable Method

    You know the best luck I've had has been with a toilet valve and some fence wire for temporary stuff. Its about half the price. For some reason there are alot of toilets next to the highway around here, so I usually get one for free.
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    square baler blues

    Yep sure does. The end of the bill has to catch the twine when the needles bring it up. That needle only stays there a short time. Both the cams that operate the bill need to move at the same time. The knotter shouldn't have to be timed though. Near as I can remember you only have to time the...
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    Dave Barry's Colonoscopy Journal

    ... I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy...
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