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If your having a bad day at work remember this: If you read the literature that is provided with the purchase of a new Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer it states that, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." HAVE A NICE DAY; AND...

I've been buying a few registered stock every year for the last couple of years and have yet to determine what people are using to determine the worth of they're stock. I literally hate haggling because it makes me feel as if I'm trying to buy a new car from a guy that knows what the deal is...

I now know it a fact, that if you put a spray nozzle on a water hose, that no matter how you turn it, or what direction, when you drop it, it will land on the handle 99 % of the time. Also, I have also proven that when it lands on the handle, 40% of the time it will be pointed at your head and...

AC, Dun,......Hope y'all and your families are alright.

These were taken this past Monday. I cant figure out how to reset the date on my camera so its a little off. No its not a floating cab It has its advantages. Good cross ventilation, light, don't have to sweep it out, not so hard on the knees, and lots of room. Its disadvantages are the...

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was...

I have a place that I'm wanting to build a new barn. I have it in my mind to build my cattle working facilities in the barn also. I really want to pour a concrete floor in the barn and put sleeves in the slab to put removable panels in for the stalls. I would like to be able to remove some of...

Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass In the process, we end up in trouble... And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember... Not everyone who shows up... Is there to...

curtis, Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:28 am, Last visited: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:13 am For those of you that knew him, Mr. Curtis passed away Thursday March 31, 2011. I knew him most all of my life and he was a fine fellow. My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

" Hope is not a method for military operations or birth control." General Barry McCaffrey on the Libyan air strikes.

I heard that Groundhog Day has been canceled because of the weather. Punxsutawney Phil must be in the Bahamas.

A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available...

I have a pasture rented and have some lite-bred heifers in it. I have been feeding them about 2 pounds of range cubes per head and a little corn everyday on top of free choice hay. The rye grass is good in this pasture, so they have been eating very little hay. Well the other day the landlord...

USDA announces final environmental impact statement for genetically engineered alfalfa - 2010-12-20 The U.S. Department of Agriculture today announced the availability of the final environmental impact statement (EIS) that evaluates the potential environmental effects of deregulating alfalfa...

Anybody have any experience with it?

The Female Demerit System In the world of relationships, one single rule applies, make the little woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the...

I was replacing the wheel bearings and races in a dirt pan today and called the bearing supply house to see if they had them. I gave the guy on the phone the numbers off the old bearings and he said he had them in Chinese or American and asked which one I wanted. I always ask for American even...

Just wondering if anyone on CT has ever filed for a patent. I am in the process of filing for nine different patents. Boy, what a headache. Makes me wonder if its even worth the effort.

I know it looks hazy, but that is actually smoke. Thinking about sleeping in the bathtub so I don't catch anything else on fire. Man do we need a rain, talked to the dealer about repairing the tractor and he said send it on, they would park it beside three other tractors and ten combines that...