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At least you can make it as tight as you want, or as loose as you want, or put your thumb over the end and hit bottom.

And I always thought that ya'll were into shine in ya'lls part of the country.

It's nice to know what people really look like, just in case you pee them off on here, then meet them in person. Some really good looking folks on here so I won't spoil the fun and end the thread with mine.

I have been very busy for the last few months and haven't been around, so this was a pleasant surprise. The older I get, the least I like to see birthdays come around. But just hearing from friends and family, even the internet kind, makes me wish that I had another one tomorrow. Thanks guys...

The first thing you have to learn is proper linguistic form. The correct term is not "where you lives" its "where you stays". When you hear the term "greens", it is not in reference to golf (the proper term for that would be "pasture pool"), it is in reference to "collards". If you are having...

It couldn't possibly be that he is turning his head in udder confusion.

If I ever milk a camel, it will be from a bar stool. :)

I got your message about 10:30 last nite on the way home. Hard to go out and eat a Friday nite dinner after all that.

Can you stand up and milk a camel?

Flying Squirrels?

They entered an "Alford plea" which means they agreed the State had enough evidence to get a conviction but that they maintain their innocence. The State accepted the plea as an admission of guilt and they can never sue the State for any kind of damages. In the plea deal they were released and...

The West Memphis Three were released from prison today and the State has proclaimed case closed.

It's really hard to think about. What would be worse, turning someone loose that has committed such a heinous crime, or putting some one in prison for the rest of their lives for something they didn't do? The State of Arkansas bungled the investigation or we would know for sure.

I always heard that God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't take over the World.

I told an old man once, while we were setting at the campfire at deer camp, that I wanted to go bear hunting with a bow. He said: " You'll do one of two things. You'll either do it and get away with it or you'll be bear sheet , boy." I can only imagine what he'd have to say about that.:lol2:

She'll probally wind up on the compound of a religious cult.

They tell me looks are actually the third thing to go. I wouldn't know myself. Have a happy birthday and stay away from the mirrors.

Maybe, if she is the one that rakes the leaves.

Now that's progress. In my county, after all the administrative cost were covered, we would have been lucky to have a foot log.