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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions - shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees. They grow up so fast.

A win. win. win. situation. 1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 2. Take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans. 3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane...

Noah Today In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Canada, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave...

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." - Ronald Reagan "The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they...

I like the first one! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark Naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the Back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing...

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the...

The history of Jack Schitt http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/ ... _Schit.htm

I would like to here some of the old time methods for storing you vegetables. I can just barely remember my Grandma digging up cabbage in the winter time. Not sure how she prepared it, I think she had other veggies buried. Can anyone share any old time methods?

Here is a way to celebrate christmas at the expense of the hated ACLU. Enjoy. Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS? SEND THE ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! As they are working so very hard to take CHRIST out of the CHRISTMAS and everything else related to a part of this holiday, we should all send...

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Has anyone seen Ollie's' new avatar? :lol: That might be funniest thing I've seen on these boards!!!

I have noticed in some adds for semen it will be advertised as "flush quality" I remember when I took my AI class we were told of a code on the straw that makes the semen quality available to testing at any given time. What is the difference in "flush quality" and say semen bought from Select Sires?

Can someone tell me what the I in front of angus epd numbers represents? Example I+35

TIA Daily -- September 2, 2005 By Robert Tracinski It has taken four long days for state and federal officials to figure out how to deal with the disaster in New Orleans. I can't blame them, because it has also taken me four long days to figure out what is going on there. The reason is that...

Can anyone give me any information about wilted cherry tree leaves being toxic or poisonous to cattle? If so how long of a period are they toxic? I just had my woods logged and they cut down some cherry trees. I know they can kill a horse, but not sure about cattle. I have cows shut out of woods...

The Old Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard...