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    The Porch

    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I...
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    Faster Than The Speed of Light

    Faster than the speed of light A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which...
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    Neat pics!

    As was mentioned in this email I received::An Awesome Texas Morning (After the horses moved on, the doe came for her fawn. So all is well, in case you were wondering...) NOT SCARED OF THE "BIG GUYS" AT ALL… VERY INQUSITIVE. AND THE HORSES DON'T SEEM TO MIND DEFINITELY, GOD'S CRITTERS AT...
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    Corney Cartoons

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    Negative people

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"...
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    American Medical Association

    The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Health Reform Proposals: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a...
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    He Said To Me.... I Said To Him

    He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and...
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    A Wish?

    A Wish for All of the Difficult People in Your Life And Sometimes You Think Your Carrying A Load!
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    "heteropaternal superfecundation"

    By Gerard DeMarco contributor TODAY Mia Washington's ovary released two eggs in the same month, which were fertilized by the sperm of two different men that she had sex with within days of each other. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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    Odds & Ends

    Alright. What kind of snake? And, is it venomous if it bites? (trick question) This picture was taken at about 73 mph. What's your opinion on dogs riding in the back like this? Last question: Who has ever witnessed a young rabbit (or any rabbit, for that matter), literally running out...
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    How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree whiles driving home drunk, he...
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    West Texas working facility

    Interesting fence work. How do you suppose those cedar posts were put in the ground side-by-side like that? A trencher, maybe? (This was near Alpine, Texas).
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    Medical Exams

    EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was...
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    Product Instructions?

    On a Myer hairdryer: 'Do not use while sleeping'. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap'. (And...
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    PETA Wants To Ban Youth Hunting????

    Interesting! But now I'm a little worried! From "Guns And Ammo", March 2009, page 12. PETA Wants to Ban Youth Hunting After a young boy allegedly shot his father and another man in Arizona, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent a letter to Arizona's governor insisting that...
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    LIFE: * I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked...
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    Internet Dating Sites

    Just curious to see how many have used internet dating sites and what you have learned in your experience(s) if any. I recently looked at a couple just to see what was now going on out there in the world. It was interesting to say the least!!!! There seemed to be a preponderance of profiles...
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    FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLIDAY (just a stink'n joke!!) In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was...
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    The Human Body

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one...