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The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas below the Mason Dixon line, The reindeer were worried, but Santa assured them they would be fine. All those rednecks with rifles, they said they would rather not, Santa promised them, no one would get shot. They got in position in front...

Thanks to the Vets to our north as well. Bez comes to mind but I know there are others as well.

Freedom’s not easy America’s paid her debt, In lives and limbs of some forgotten Vet. Our capitol’s been burned our flags been torn, Many men died defending it, their lives we mourn. After the battle of Fort McHenry in Chesapeake Bay, Francis Scott Key wrote the words we still hear today. During...

I have a good picture of a bobcat, I also have a diller that is walking away from the camera, you can only see its tail and body. Deer, hogs, buzzards, coons, hawks, coyote, possum, and a fat guy changing the card. PM me your email and Ill send you what you need.

My version of a redneck love poem Roses are red, my truck is too, I’d give you a kiss, but you’d steal my chew. I luv you more n more each passing day, You smell nearly as good as fresh cut hay. You’re the cream in my butter, the coffee in my cup, You’re just about as purty as a blue tick pup...

Freedom’s not easy America’s paid her debt, In lives and limbs of some forgotten Vet. Our capitol’s been burned our flags been torn, Many men died defending it, their lives we mourn. After the battle of Fort McHenry in Chesapeake Bay, Francis Scott Key wrote the words we still hear today. During...

One I say from time to time is "a person is only as smart as he realizes how dumb he is"

Sorry for your loss CB. We can't take anything with us when we leave this world. The treasure is what we leave here when we are gone. The treasure is not measured in material things, its measured in the influences we have had on other people as we lived our lives. He sounds like a good man. The...

Several years ago I got a tomtom for both kids. They were teenagers at the time and i set an alarm for speed if they went over 5 miles per hour above speed limit. I set it as a mooing cow and did not tell anyone. I figured if it happen one of the kids would say something about it. It rocked on...

No, I havn't posted this in the past. I just wrote it last week. Actually the copy I put up here was before it went to the editor.

I don't mind anyone sharing it. The only thing I would ask is if you don't mind send it with my copywright at the bottom. That keeps anyone for getting paid for something I did. Ya'll copy and paste all you want. This was not done as material for a contract. It was a sampling of some of my work...

Thats pretty much what I do. I buy fair calves and try to sell them as good calves. It does take a lot of paying attention to the market and you have to know exactly how much per day it is costing you to keep a cow or calf. You also have to know what you can get for it at the market and if you...

Hey Ya'll thanks for the kind words. I just do this for fun from time to time. I hardly ever get any feedback, as people don't really know who is behind the writing. It's a little money in my pocket. Someone saying they read the whole thing through means more to me than the money. Thanks, BAMA

I'll come clean. That story is actually true, It is streached a lot though. I entered a contest for ghost writers and this is what I entered. Ghost writers are someone that writes something for someone else and they take the credit. A lot of entertainers use them. The biggest catch is you can't...

Ole number 801 Several of you know that I run a few cattle on the place. Several have also asked about a bull in particular. A couple of years back I purchased some calves with the intent to grow them out and sell at a later date, reaping the benefits of weight gain over production cost...

Glad to hear he is well. I have the utmost respect for him.

Naw it ain't in Texas, its in the northwest part of Alabama bout 20 miles west of Decatur.

Some of Ya'll know I'm from Moulton. Well bout 10 miles west of there. I'm from a little community called Mount Hope. I have seen some things that would amaze anyone. The damage that these storms did was devastating. The people around here are very close. The folks around here haven’t been...

I'm still here as well. The EF5 through Mt Hope just barely missed my house. I went through the back of my pastures. I had a few pieces of siding and a few trees around the house destroyed. The pastures are full of trees that rained down. Full size tress were dropped out of the sky. I'm in good...

One I passed on to my son, A little dog was crossing a railroad track. A train came along and cut off the tip of his tail. The little dog spun around to see what had just happened. The train then cut off his head. Moral of the story .... don't loose your head over a little tail.