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    Fine Art!

    Deer Butt Alien Heads! You can make them yourself! http://www.dba-oracle.com/t_make_deer_butt_alien.htm
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    grasshoppers

    Dry-Roasted Grasshoppers Start with 24 live insects. Place them in a colander and cover with cheesecloth. Rinse with lukewarm water and place in the freezer. After 20 minutes or so, they will be dead but not frozen. Remove the head, wings and hind legs. Spread them on a cookie sheet and bake at...
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    did ya know?

    Don't yall even try and act like you already knew this either. I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in...
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    Recipe for Life

    Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply: If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She...
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    God's smile

    A smile from God ! Send God's smile to someone you want to bless today
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    rhymes

    > ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION > ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME > WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, > AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: > > > 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life. > > 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. > That's why...
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    chapped lips

    Bullbuyer came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as bullbuyer wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." Bullbuyer then moved slowly...
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    flaboy and the snake

    One day flaboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So flaboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake. suddenly the snake spoke. "Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes !" Flaboy put away his gun and said "...
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    Rookie Farmer

    Way back when BackHoeBoogie moved to the country, he decided he was gonna take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later bhb returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies...
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    Real laws?

    Strange Horse Laws Here is a collection of some of the wildest horse laws ever passed. This is a compilation of approximately 41 loony laws. Hope you enjoy! A great many of these laws were aimed specifically at horses and riders. No one knows how they got there and no one living has a memory of...
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    Murphies other laws

    MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS... > > 1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear > bright until you hear them speak. > > > 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well. > > > 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > > 4. A day without...
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    home remedies

    Home Remedies THESE AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES ARE GREAT, they all seemed to work! AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. FOR HIGH...
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    Halloween cake

    I posted this before on flaboys post askin for a recipe forum. With halloween coming this is excellent to take to parties. It really does taste good!!! Now this here is one good cake! CAKE INGREDIENTS: 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix 1 box of white cake mix 1 package white sandwich...
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    A Legal Question

    Would this be considered...... Statutory Rape????
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    what I want in a man

    What I Want in a Man Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover...
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    wanna play?

    Who wants to come over and jump on my trampoline? :lol2:
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    stress tests

    Try these 3 tests to check your ability to handle stress... The following 2 pictures are used to test the level of stress a person can handle. The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. One teacher said, "I felt like they were all moving... but slowly. Kinda like...
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    Cow lessons

    All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow Wake Up in a Happy Mood... Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk... When chewing your cud, remember - There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol - and no taste... The grass is greener on the other side of the fence - Turn the Udder Cheek and...
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    put a caption

    Add a caption. :lol: Mine... Got eggs?
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    Ok, how bout the cowboys!

    What do the cowboys think is the "ideal woman" ? I know I am going to regret this.... :help:
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