Recent content by Ouachita

Earliest I’ve ever had hay cut, and my first time to silage wrap. Neighbor has been doing it for a couple years. Eight acres made 38 rolls, $35 per.

I’ve seen that look recently. Let me guess, you asked her if she did something with her hair?

This afternoon I asked my wife “did you do something with your hair?” I’ve since learned that question would have been acceptable if I’d have asked her Friday evening. Telling her that I only pay attention from the neck down, and that she’s a hottie did not help matters. This recliner is...

Well if I had a choice, I’d rather see you wearing the short pants and flip-flops. I’m not a swimmer.

There’s nothing wrong with pruning the roses in your short pants and flip-flops. Don’t allow anyone to tell you different. You’ll be okay. Maybe

Wow! Y’all get buried to the roof. We are a bunch of girly men around here. I spent all my money on film capturing these. I still have frostbite parts that don’t work right (least that’s my story and aiming to stick to it)

From the mouths of babes

You’ve been hangin’ out in the north. You’ll never understand me until you venture into the south. No **** Murray….. I’m gonna visit you next time I’m your way. If you ever get south of the Arkansas River, follow your nose and come visit. We gotta be almost kin:ROFLMAO:

Okay, well then, fuddy duddie’s like us got to stick together. It’s a smallish percentage of people that can laugh at themselves. Come visit.

No, but we’ve got persimmon. It’s diet ice cream; mouth gets so drawed up you can’t wedge another spoonful betwunst yer lips.

Hey Murray, Are you content watching grass grow and root balls rot too?

He’s thinking “The older I get, the taller it looks. I’m pooped”. I can empathize.

Put a tutu on him and post it on YouTube with a Sammy Davis Jr song to entertain folks. You can’t lose.

Full Dose Absolute Half Cock Funny Money Crude & Protrude Jaybird Corn dog Magnet Azz Those are several I can remember from my childhood. Mostly neighbors cattle. Full Dose was granddad’s

That last paragraph is golden. Good advice. Many times the differences in horsepower rating with the same basic engine in different tractor models, are external to the core engine; size and efficiency of cooling system, fuel delivery and etc. Sometimes it’s cheaper (and better) for the...