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Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision youmake. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the...

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has...

One of the funniest labels is "Farm Raised Beef" :lol2:

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and...

Why don't you be a gentleman and bail her out of jail? :D

I copied a post from: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=97499&hilit=penis+transplant, which has been there since March 2015, and pasted it into a new post in Coffee Shop yesterday. It was taken down. Why? Everyone can read the exact same post by clicking the link above. I am confused... :???:

I just cant wait for Trump to make America great again!

Are you Dun yet?

Ever hear about the guy with 5 willys? His underwear fit like a glove.

I often have my typed letters jump into another position

Right

Well he has lost some ground but is still here...

http://www.agcenter.com/newcattlereport.aspx scroll down to the bottom

http://omaha.craigslist.org/grd/5222209530.html

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