Funny cow names

Black baldy steer : "Michael Jackson", steer belongs to a black cattleman whose son named it.

My dad has to name every animal by it's color. Some sort of fetish he has, I guess. Sometimes he'll get creative and name them the french word for the color (both my parents speak french).

So my wife, the ever present smart alec, asks my dad how does he name his brangus cows....He points to their ear tag and says 6, 8, 12, 36.....

I'm more the subtle smart alec, and would name the brangus "whitie"

Red Angus bull named Tiger Woods

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massive brahman bull names Skippy. That was a buddy of mine that named his bull Skippy.

Years ago Dad used to have a PB Simmental cow called "Turnip Tits".

The shoe fit. She was a huge beast who was a right pain to get a calf sucking on. Needless to say, she was went down the road.

Take care.

I've have quite a few cattle named #$@^! :lol:

I also had a steer named Stud, I don't think he knew he'd been de-studded , after a while he hit the road

We had a red angus steer we called red bull...joke was on us, he had a bad banding job done and after we saw him chasing heifers we put him in the chute and removed two undecended testicles...still called him red bull though...for a few months anyway.

"Lucky" - a cow I bought out of the pound pen, and Elvis the bull - for obvious reasons. Steer calf named Bulldog - seriuos underbite when born. :mrgreen:

Steer named Meatloaf!! :lol:

We've had a steer named Hamburger and one named T-bone. I have a heifer named Martina because I bought her on Martin Luther King day. Several that can't be said on these boards. :lol:

I bought a steer calf that was named Hamilton Burger. I have a bull named Sir Loin. :cboy:

Had a cow named Lightbulb.

My first 3 calves, all heifers, from my first cow: Velcro, Zipper, Paper Clip

T :shock: he first Longhorn we bought was Kiley's Poinsetta.

Knew you were gonna bring that one up. :roll:

I can't help it, here's our herd:

1N - ROSIE
2X - GRANNY
3C - DOLLY
4K - PEACHES
5N - BELLE
6C - BETTY
7H - JESS
8H - TESS
9H - BESS
10J - LADYANN
11F - BEAUTY
12L - RUBY
13K - LI'L JESS
14L - TIG
15K - BUTTERCUP
16M - BROWSER
17J - ALLY
18J - PRIDE
18L - MISSIE
19J - ERICA
19L - REBA
20H - LIBBY
21M - LI'L DOLLY
22H - PURDY
23M - JOY
24M - MOLLY
25H - MAGGIE
26L - SKINNY
27M - SPOT
28H - RED
29H - SPOOKUM
30H - SLIPPERS
31M - LI'L BEAUTY
32H - POLLY
33M - SIMMI
34H - STUMPY
35H - CUDDLES
36H - CUPCAKE
37H - PIGGY
38H - BECKY
39M - ROANY
40K - LI'L BESS
41K - DIXIE
42P - JIGS
43P - PEARL
44P - TOOKIE
45K - PATCH
46P - TRIXIE
47P - MUFFIN
48J - BEAUTY II
49P - BONNIE
50P - CASSIE
51P - BLAZE
52P - SLOOPY
53P - BLOSSOM
54P - SWEETY
55P - DAISY
56P - BUTTON
64K - MOUSE
66K - PSYCHO
71K - COOKIE
74K - PUMPKIN
105K - POOKIE....

....AND GROWING.

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T :shock: he first Longhorn we bought was Kiley's Poinsetta.

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Forgot to tell ya'll Warpaint calls her Sweet Pea!

:lol: This is a good thread!
I have several cows with the same names as Purecountry

My grandson's name is Wyatt. He named his market calves "Curly Bill" and "Johnny Ringo". Needless to say he has watched Thombstone toooo many times!!

Yeah, I call her Sweet Pea, but that was before I got to know her. After she has this calf in April, she may grow wheels. ;-)

I have had many weird named animals my past6 steers have been...
Big Cliff
Sargent Pepper
Nim Rod
Tar Baby(from Briar Rabbit)
Red Bone
& Stymie Joe
but all of my heifers and cows have weird names too...
Black Betty
Kookie Monster
Miss Kitty
Connie Girl
Darla Who
P-Nut
Lula May
Baby Girl
Y.C got cahnged to Stump because she ripped her tail off.
Then we have a bull named Lex Lugar after a wrestler i think.
But the best one i'e had was this big simmi bull named Studly Dooright instead of dudly

When I was a kid my Dad had a bull named "Dufus". He'd plow through any fence in his way, just like a dozer.