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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby M & P » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:55 pm

Bright Raven wrote:
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Bright Raven wrote:I bought this cow from Fire Sweep Simmentals. She has had only 2 calves. Does anyone think I am justified in requesting some compensation?

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Don't see a problem here, looks like something a retired pirate would cherish



:lol: you are just being a homer. Protecting a fellow Missouri cattle producer. Where are you?

I'm up North Central MO, only two calves she's got a long ways to go. All you need is one of those highly recommended Craigslist Bulls :hide:
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby cowboy43 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:29 pm

Something about that picture don’t look real,looks like a cartoon cow, does not look like she has hair,too slick.
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Bright Raven » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:39 pm

cowboy43 wrote:Something about that picture don’t look real,looks like a cartoon cow, does not look like she has hair,too slick.


It is real. I belong to a Pakistan Cattle Group. They put some kinda oil on their cattle as an aniontment.

Based on what I see. A lot of their cattle is Brahman influenced. Very sparse hair to almost none. They do have modern breeds. In fact, I helped one guy get semen on Simmental bulls at select sires.
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby ALACOWMAN » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:45 pm

Bright Raven wrote:
cowboy43 wrote:Something about that picture don’t look real,looks like a cartoon cow, does not look like she has hair,too slick.


It is real. I belong to a Pakistan Cattle Group. They put some kinda oil on their cattle as an aniontment.

Based on what I see. A lot of their cattle is Brahman influenced. Very sparse hair to almost none. They do have modern breeds. In fact, I helped one guy get semen on Simmental bulls at select sires.

Does she eat curry in her grain ??
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Bright Raven » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:56 pm

ALACOWMAN wrote:
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cowboy43 wrote:Something about that picture don’t look real,looks like a cartoon cow, does not look like she has hair,too slick.


It is real. I belong to a Pakistan Cattle Group. They put some kinda oil on their cattle as an aniontment.

Based on what I see. A lot of their cattle is Brahman influenced. Very sparse hair to almost none. They do have modern breeds. In fact, I helped one guy get semen on Simmental bulls at select sires.

Does she eat curry in her grain ??


If they do, it works:

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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Jogeephus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:25 pm

I don't see a problem and like it better than the five legged cow you bought from her last year that you kept complaining about. I don't understand how you could complain about a fifth leg after wasting six hours of her time kicking the tires on the cow before buying it only to complain about the fifth leg after you got it home like it was some surprise to you but then again you did mention she was easy on the eyes didn't you?
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Craig Miller » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:13 pm

Now that's a big cow
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Bright Raven » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:23 pm

Craig Miller wrote:Now that's a big cow


Yes. Steer I think. Probably Brahman and Holstein. Not sure!
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby cowgirl8 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:24 pm

You assume the posters here have a sense of humor....living on the edge....lol
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby True Grit Farms » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:59 pm

cowgirl8 wrote:You assume the posters here have a sense of humor....living on the edge....lol

Depends on the flavor of the wine, it could be over some nights.
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Fire Sweep Ranch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:43 pm

Hey now! Here I am busy, grading research papers and preparing my loyal college students for the final next week and you pull this crap????
Geesh! Obviously, you are bored!
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby TennesseeTuxedo » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:48 pm

Fire Sweep Ranch wrote:Hey now! Here I am busy, grading research papers and preparing my loyal college students for the final next week and you pull this crap????
Geesh! Obviously, you are bored!



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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby bball » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:17 pm

M & P wrote:
Bright Raven wrote:
M & P wrote:Don't see a problem here, looks like something a retired pirate would cherish



:lol: you are just being a homer. Protecting a fellow Missouri cattle producer. Where are you?

I'm up North Central MO, only two calves she's got a long ways to go. All you need is one of those highly recommended Craigslist Bulls :hide:


I was thinking he should flush her and use all those Simmie gals as recips...with some quality Corriente bull semen :hide:
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby TexasBred » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:23 am

Craig Miller wrote:Now that's a big cow

Strongly resembles some of the "ladies" he's described as courting when he lived in Colorado. :lol: :lol: Slick,shiny and big breasted. :hide:
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Re: Unhappy With Cow

Postby Bright Raven » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:16 pm

TexasBred wrote:
Craig Miller wrote:Now that's a big cow

Strongly resembles some of the "ladies" he's described as courting when he lived in Colorado. :lol: :lol: Slick,shiny and big breasted. :hide:


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