is 7% of America really this stupid?

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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby M-5 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:02 pm

Rafter S wrote:Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and only bulls have horns. Everyone knows that. But where does strawberry milk come from? I've never seen a pink cow.


Strawberry milk is commonly referred to as rabbit milk
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Son of Butch » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:07 pm

red angus 2010 wrote:
Rafter S wrote: where does strawberry milk come from?

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Duh, :dunce: I'm so embarrassed that I didn't know that...
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Rafter S » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:46 pm

red angus 2010 wrote:
Rafter S wrote:Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and only bulls have horns. Everyone knows that. But where does strawberry milk come from? I've never seen a pink cow.

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:clap: :clap: :clap: Thank you for clearing that up for me.
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Nesikep » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:56 pm

Rafter S wrote:Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and only bulls have horns. Everyone knows that. But where does strawberry milk come from? I've never seen a pink cow.

That happens when the cows get into grandma's strawberry patch!.. Usually ends up being a milkshake by the time she gets them out
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby hurleyjd » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:22 pm

Had a lady tell me a few days ago when she was buying brown eggs. She said that all eggs are brown but they bleached some of them for the folks that liked white eggs.

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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Rafter S » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:39 pm

hurleyjd wrote:Had a lady tell me a few days ago when she was buying brown eggs. She said that all eggs are brown but they bleached some of them for the folks that liked white eggs.


My grandfather used to tell a story about some folks moved out to the country from the city and got some hens. One of the hens hatched out some chicks, but they were dying on him. He asked a neighbor what could be causing it. The neighbor asked what he was feeding them. He replied "Feeding them? I'm not feeding them anything. I thought the hen should have enough milk."
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby cow pollinater » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:45 pm

red angus 2010 wrote:
Rafter S wrote:Of course chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and only bulls have horns. Everyone knows that. But where does strawberry milk come from? I've never seen a pink cow.

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Nonsense. Strawberry milk comes from milking shorthorns. Brown Swiss are much more common and that's why you see so much more chocolate milk available.

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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby wacocowboy » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:36 am

I saw Banana flavored milk the other day does that come from Chars?
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:55 am

Alan wrote:
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Jogeephus wrote:I won't answer that but will say I look both ways when I'm crossing a one way street.
And remember, 93 million americans are killed each day by guns so we need gun control.

Nah-uh, but common mistake... guns only kill 92 million Americans per day... 2nd hand smoke kills 93 million daily.


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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby suzorse » Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:12 pm

it is probably the same people that will say , buy meat at the grocery store where no animals were harmed ,I always laugh at that reasoning
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Nesikep » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:39 pm

suzorse wrote:it is probably the same people that will say , buy meat at the grocery store where no animals were harmed ,I always laugh at that reasoning
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Boot Jack Bulls » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:12 pm

Yes, many people are that ignorant!!! Just ask any kid showing his or her stock at a state fair in a metropolitan area (ours in in West Allis, AKA west Milwaukee). They literally get asked hundreds of stupid questions a day about their animals (like does that brown cow make chocolate milk? while indicating the red steer in the stall and letting their children enter the stall and attempt to climb on said steer). Aside from being absurdly annoying after the first couple dozen times, it is eye opening to the complete ignorance of most when it comes to agriculture.
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby hurleyjd » Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:59 pm

You folks got it all wrong the color of the cow has no bearing in the flavor of the Milk. It is what you feed her chocolate milk feed cocoa. Strawberry feed strawberries Banana feed the cow bananas. Now you see you can produce any flavor of milk by the feed the cow eats. ;-)

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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby Rafter S » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:49 pm

hurleyjd wrote:You folks got it all wrong the color of the cow has no bearing in the flavor of the Milk. It is what you feed her chocolate milk feed cocoa. Strawberry feed strawberries Banana feed the cow bananas. Now you see you can produce any flavor of milk by the feed the cow eats. ;-)


Thank you for clearing that up. But what do you feed them to get plain white milk? Vanilla beans?
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Re: is 7% of America really this stupid?

Postby wacocowboy » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:18 pm

hurleyjd wrote:You folks got it all wrong the color of the cow has no bearing in the flavor of the Milk. It is what you feed her chocolate milk feed cocoa. Strawberry feed strawberries Banana feed the cow bananas. Now you see you can produce any flavor of milk by the feed the cow eats. ;-)


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