Mudcats

[JSCATTLE]

When we catch them here we eat them . Turtle is better than chicken .

[3waycross]

I've got an uncle that died noodling. Blacked out trying to get a monster cat and he drowned.
My moms side of the family are all from ok originally and went west during the depression and dust bowl. I got to hear a lot of stories about noodling old reservoirs and road banks that had been flooded.
I'd do it a few times. Can't be any worse than lobstering or conch diving.
Now conch diving, that's another story.

Well that explains a lot! Mine too and I can honestly say they were my toughest relatives just maybe not the...Well lets just say not the most trainable!

[hooknline]

Great uncle Vic, is that you?
But go ahead and say it. I'm a stubborn sob. And not always the brightest. that's where being stubborn is a benefit. Eventually I'll figure it out

[3waycross]

Great uncle Vic, is that you?But go ahead and say it. I'm a stubborn sob. And not always the brightest. that's where being stubborn is a benefit. Eventually I'll figure it out

God help me I think I just had a stroke. Please never say anything like that again

[jedstivers]

Great uncle Vic, is that you?But go ahead and say it. I'm a stubborn sob. And not always the brightest. that's where being stubborn is a benefit. Eventually I'll figure it out

God help me I think I just had a stroke. Please never say anything like that again

So that means Iso and Hook are cousins with 3way as uncle? But wait, AC's family is from OK. So that should make him cuz also. Boy that will make for a messed up family reunion.

[Caustic Burno]

Great uncle Vic, is that you?But go ahead and say it. I'm a stubborn sob. And not always the brightest. that's where being stubborn is a benefit. Eventually I'll figure it out

God help me I think I just had a stroke. Please never say anything like that again

So that means Iso and Hook are cousins with 3way as uncle? But wait, AC's family is from OK. So that should make him cuz also. Boy that will make for a messed up family reunion.

Family tree looks like a wagon wheel.

[Angus Cowman]

Vic and I are from the normal side of the family and Hook and Isom are from the side NO ones ever speaks of at the reunions
seems like their great gramma ran of with a guy from the Delta and the combination didn't work to well so we try not to speak of them or admit that we even know them

[Isomade]

Vic and I are from the normal side of the family and Hook and Isom are from the side NO ones ever speaks of at the reunions
seems like their great gramma ran of with a guy from the Delta and the combination didn't work to well so we try not to speak of them or admit that we even know them

Of course y'all have to understand, AC and Vic's side of the family is all line bred and proud of it. Me and Hook stay away because it's a requirement to marry your first cousin, and them reunions he talks about is nothing more than a "First Cousin Weddin Fest".

[hooknline]

And a shotgun weddin at that. But not the way you think.
They make all the single male cousins walk out about 120 yds into a field. Then they take uncle Vic's 12g Ithaca and put a load of #7 with a female counsins name on it into it.
Who ever gets hitting a pellet marries that cousin. Sometimes there's multiple hits and that gets a bit complicated. But seein that there's more male than female single cousins it usually works out

[jedstivers]

This could explain alot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgd-tkjx ... ata_player

[Caustic Burno]

Vic and I are from the normal side of the family and Hook and Isom are from the side NO ones ever speaks of at the reunions
seems like their great gramma ran of with a guy from the Delta and the combination didn't work to well so we try not to speak of them or admit that we even know them

Of course y'all have to understand, AC and Vic's side of the family is all line bred and proud of it. Me and Hook stay away because it's a requirement to marry your first cousin, and them reunions he talks about is nothing more than a "First Cousin Weddin Fest".

Hammerhead what you can't understand is wagonwheel genetic's ya'll are all heavy linebred.
I know this is difficult being the gene pool has no deep end, only a wading pool slowly picture a wagon wheel.
Virgin at one of your family reunions is a 13 year girl that still out run her brother.

[Commercialfarmer]

This could explain alot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgd-tkjx ... ata_player

This isn't the time to admit I grew up with those guys is it?

[jedstivers]

This could explain alot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgd-tkjx ... ata_player

This isn't the time to admit I grew up with those guys is it?

Cool

[Angus Cowman]

Vic and I are from the normal side of the family and Hook and Isom are from the side NO ones ever speaks of at the reunions
seems like their great gramma ran of with a guy from the Delta and the combination didn't work to well so we try not to speak of them or admit that we even know them

Of course y'all have to understand, AC and Vic's side of the family is all line bred and proud of it. Me and Hook stay away because it's a requirement to marry your first cousin, and them reunions he talks about is nothing more than a "First Cousin Weddin Fest".

Well atleast we aren't from the INBRED side of the family like you and Hook

Linebreeding when it works INBREEDING when it DON'T

[3waycross]

Vic and I are from the normal side of the family and Hook and Isom are from the side NO ones ever speaks of at the reunions
seems like their great gramma ran of with a guy from the Delta and the combination didn't work to well so we try not to speak of them or admit that we even know them

Of course y'all have to understand, AC and Vic's side of the family is all line bred and proud of it. Me and Hook stay away because it's a requirement to marry your first cousin, and them reunions he talks about is nothing more than a "First Cousin Weddin Fest".

Well atleast we aren't from the INBRED side of the family like you and Hook

Linebreeding when it works INBREEDING when it DON'T

This probably ain't the time to admit this but my mom's sister married a cousin, just not sure how close. I think their grandmothers were first cousins. Of course in some families(Isom and Hook) that would darned near be an outcross.