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Northeners!!!

Postby Calman » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:17 am

Yall up nort,It's time to close your doors and gates now.I've had enough of your cold north wind.
It's 29 degrees and chill factor 17.Enough already. :mad: :mad:
Weatherman even talking light snow and some frost.
We we're doing find with spring like weather until yall decided we we were having it too good I rekon.

Yall can stop it now.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby dun » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:18 am

I'll drink to that!
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby 1982vett » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:11 am

You get any snow Cal?
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby curtis » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:24 am

Its cold here to and windy.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby kscowboy » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:50 am

It's just that 50 mph wind that blew from texas all last week returning home , all your Texas hot air scurrying back to the panhandle , Ha !

Drove back to Ks from az last week and had that wind blowing me all over the road
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby john250 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:55 am

It's pretty nice in Indiana. 40+ and some light rain. I'm expecting the first bikini of summer anytime now. Y'all just need to move. :lol: (Bring some of that Texas $$ when you come. )
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:04 am

John it sounds like our efforts to warm the globe has been an utter waist of time.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby john250 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:12 am

Yep! I've been using all the carbon I could find, hoping to become a cotton farmer. There is already some cotton in Ky, so it is only another 150 miles north to me. Surely, if we all pull together, we can warm the planet that much.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:32 am

john250 wrote:Yep! I've been using all the carbon I could find, hoping to become a cotton farmer. There is already some cotton in Ky, so it is only another 150 miles north to me. Surely, if we all pull together, we can warm the planet that much.


I thought about cotton too but after last year's fiasco with people getting hung on their contracts I think you might consider doing something different. Me, well I'm looking at putting in 800 acres of okra. On paper, I will be a millionaire in no time flat since I will be able to cut okra all through the summer and have continuous income. I'm pretty sure this will work cause I think I have learned to be conservative in my paper ciphering from my little cattle venture. Unlike cattle, which was a sure thing, I think okra is surer than sure. ;-)

BTW - I'm not giving up on cattle cause I know once I reach 20,000 head I will be all but guaranteed a million dollars a year. I'm so pleased there is money in this business.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby john250 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:59 am

Jogeephus wrote:
john250 wrote:Yep! I've been using all the carbon I could find, hoping to become a cotton farmer. There is already some cotton in Ky, so it is only another 150 miles north to me. Surely, if we all pull together, we can warm the planet that much.


I thought about cotton too but after last year's fiasco with people getting hung on their contracts I think you might consider doing something different. Me, well I'm looking at putting in 800 acres of okra. On paper, I will be a millionaire in no time flat since I will be able to cut okra all through the summer and have continuous income. I'm pretty sure this will work cause I think I have learned to be conservative in my paper ciphering from my little cattle venture. Unlike cattle, which was a sure thing, I think okra is surer than sure. ;-)

BTW - I'm not giving up on cattle cause I know once I reach 20,000 head I will be all but guaranteed a million dollars a year. I'm so pleased there is money in this business.


My goal is 5 million head. I'll lose $100 /head, but I'll make it up on volume.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby Jogeephus » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:13 am

john250 wrote:My goal is 5 million head. I'll lose $100 /head, but I'll make it up on volume.


Not only that, but YOU WILL BE TOO BIG TO FAIL. Ha, you are a smart fella! Its all so clear to me. Positioning yourself for some of that bailout money I see. Might want to go ahead and get yourself a contract for your bonus right away.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby john250 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:34 am

Jogeephus wrote:
john250 wrote:My goal is 5 million head. I'll lose $100 /head, but I'll make it up on volume.


Not only that, but YOU WILL BE TOO BIG TO FAIL. Ha, you are a smart fella! Its all so clear to me. Positioning yourself for some of that bailout money I see. Might want to go ahead and get yourself a contract for your bonus right away.


Too big to fail. That has a nice ring to it. I AM too big to fail, as I might bring some fertilizer and mineral dealers with me. A couple of liquor stores. :lol: My Ford dealer. Yep, pass the bailout funds. I'm green, I'm "shovel ready". Or "pitchfork ready".
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby bigbull338 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:05 pm

i thought angie an misty locked an barred the door 2wks ago.but dang they sure unlocked it this morning.it was 36 here.so built a fire in the heater again.reckon theyll open the door again about easter time tho.
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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby Calman » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:46 pm

1982vett wrote:You get any snow Cal?


Little bit,enough to make the yard white.

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Re: Northeners!!!

Postby Calman » Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:49 pm

kscowboy wrote:It's just that 50 mph wind that blew from texas all last week returning home , all your Texas hot air scurrying back to the panhandle , Ha !

Drove back to Ks from az last week and had that wind blowing me all over the road


A negetive on the hot air that's for sure.

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