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Postby Tommy Ruyle » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:50 pm

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Re: Caption time

Postby Nesikep » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:05 pm

Oh it's a cheap fix, I'll only charge you a dozen twinkies for it
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Re: Caption time

Postby HUS » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:06 pm

CHILD PORN PEDDLER CAUGHT ON TAPE DESTROYING HARD DRIVES
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Postby HUS » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:09 pm

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Postby Mahoney Pursley Ranch » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:14 pm




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Postby VanC » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:17 pm

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Postby backhoeboogie » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:36 pm

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Postby grannysoo » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:58 pm

Dun's younger twin found??? :help:
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Re: Caption time

Postby HUS » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:31 am

ECONOMY FORCES SHORT ORDER COOK TO WORK SECOND JOB
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Re: Caption time

Postby Crowderfarms » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:04 am

"I'll be there in a minute Mother" "I just had a slight problem uploading you and Sissy's Pics to the porn site"
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Postby CKC1586 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:09 am

gee, sorry about the chair...
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Re: Caption time

Postby CPL » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:12 am

That's creepy Tommy!
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Re: Caption time

Postby HUS » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:05 pm

Crowderfarms wrote:"I'll be there in a minute Mother" "I just had a slight problem uploading you and Sissy's Pics to the porn site"



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hee, Hee, Hee,

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Re: Caption time

Postby funky 4-Her » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:35 pm

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Re: Caption time

Postby hillsdown » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 pm

That gives new meaning to "work at home" or "dress code not enforced" :lol2:

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Great earning potential, work from the convenience of your own home with no overhead.. No dress code required and pets are welcome.. "
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