Caustic Bruno's One Liners

[FFF21]

I am new to posting on this forum, but have been reading and soaking up the knowledge for quite a while. Caustic Bruno is quite a character and wanted to start a topic where people can post their favorite one liners. I will start with my fav, "I'm tighter than a crab's arse, and that's waterproof".

[Isomade]

I am new to posting on this forum, but have been reading and soaking up the knowledge for quite a while. Caustic Bruno is quite a character and wanted to start a topic where people can post their favorite one liners. I will start with my fav, "I'm tighter than a crab's arse, and that's waterproof".

to the board. Since you are such a fan I thought you could use your very own real picture of CB. So, here ya go

[JSCATTLE]

I am new to posting on this forum, but have been reading and soaking up the knowledge for quite a while. Caustic Bruno is quite a character and wanted to start a topic where people can post their favorite one liners. I will start with my fav, "I'm tighter than a crab's arse, and that's waterproof".

to the board. Since you are such a fan I thought you could use your very own real picture of CB. So, here ya go

Aw be nice here we go ! This is gonna be good . I'm headed to get the pop corn .. lol

[Alan]

I am new to posting on this forum, but have been reading and soaking up the knowledge for quite a while. Caustic Bruno is quite a character and wanted to start a topic where people can post their favorite one liners. I will start with my fav, "I'm tighter than a crab's arse, and that's waterproof".

to the board. Since you are such a fan I thought you could use your very own real picture of CB. So, here ya go

He looks more confused than a baby in a topless bar.

And

[HDRider]

MY EYES, Oh my eyes..........

[TexasBred]

Edit the title of your thread as his name is "Caustic Burno"....not "Bruno".

[Workinonit Farm]

Iso, that's one of the better pics of ol Caustic. He's looking pretty good in that one. I think blue is his color.

As for his one-liners....there are so many and also various phrases he's said that there's too many to mention.

Although, one of my favorites goes something like this "like a little dog barks just to feel his butt hole wiggle". Something like that.

Katherine

[Caustic Burno]

Iso, that's one of the better pics of ol Caustic. He's looking pretty good in that one. I think blue is his color.

As for his one-liners....there are so many and also various phrases he's said that there's too many to mention.

Although, one of my favorites goes something like this "like a little dog barks just to feel his butt hole wiggle". Something like that.

Katherine

Katherine that is Isom to a T he is just like a little fiest dog that bark's to feel his butthole wiggle.
On the other hand boy is kinda like one of them Airedale dog's as well tad smatter than he look's.
He Know's when to get under the porch cause the big dog's are going huntin.

[Workinonit Farm]

Katherine that is Isom to a T he is just like a little fiest dog that bark's to feel his butthole wiggle. <---------There it is!!!!

On the other hand boy is kinda like one of them Airedale dog's as well tad smatter than he look's.

He Know's when to get under the porch cause the big dog's are going huntin.<------and there's one of the others! :lol:

Katherine

[Isomade]

Iso, that's one of the better pics of ol Caustic. He's looking pretty good in that one. I think blue is his color.

As for his one-liners....there are so many and also various phrases he's said that there's too many to mention.

Although, one of my favorites goes something like this "like a little dog barks just to feel his butt hole wiggle". Something like that.

Katherine

Katherine that is Isom to a T he is just like a little fiest dog that bark's to feel his butthole wiggle.
On the other hand boy is kinda like one of them Airedale dog's as well tad smatter than he look's.
He Know's when to get under the porch cause the big dog's are going huntin.

Easy turbo, we don't want you getting all worked up thinking of the good old days when you were allowed out of the house. Tell Mrs CB to bring you a glass of warm milk so you can relax and dream of the days before the automobile was invented.

[dun]

I tink the pearls are just a bit too much, a single strand would have been better

[Caustic Burno]

Dun I agree I think a single strand would be better as well.

Now Isom your geting that itty bitty mind of your's in a tizzy, it is kinda like a flashlight. A place to hold dead batteries. A screech owl and a duck call would run you out of the county after dark.

[greybeard]

Dang--this is a tough crowd. As for the picture.......as a newbie here, I was perfectly comfortable with the Hoss Cartwright image. Now, well--as they say--What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Workinonit Farm]

Now, well--as they say--What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Sure is purty ain't it?



Katherine

[Caustic Burno]

Dang--this is a tough crowd. As for the picture.......as a newbie here, I was perfectly comfortable with the Hoss Cartwright image. Now, well--as they say--What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Now Ole Isom is quite the entrepreneur as you can see by his line of ranch attire for Cowboy's like him.
He Markets to the Brokeback Mountain and Rodeo Drive Crowd. Don't let that Doc Holiday avatar fool you.
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