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Re: Daily Joke

Post by sstterry » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:08 am

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."



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Re: Daily Joke

Post by True Grit Farms » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:43 am

Brookhill.
If we'd of know this we'd of picked our own cotton.

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by jehosofat » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:46 am

True Grit Farms wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:43 am
Brookhill.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by ALACOWMAN » Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:27 am

sstterry wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:08 am
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
Never seen it slow down a Baptist either.. :cowboy:
as an adult,it's clear to me now...why Ernest T Bass, threw rocks at people..

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by ALACOWMAN » Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:38 am

jehosofat wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:46 am
True Grit Farms wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:43 am
Brookhill.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
no this is him..
as an adult,it's clear to me now...why Ernest T Bass, threw rocks at people..

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by Redgully » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:00 am

I bought my friend an elephant for her room.
She said, "thanks"
I said, "don't mention it."

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by ga.prime » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:03 pm

Saw a kid riding a skateboard on the sidewalk
hit a car bumper and crashed onto the concrete
kid said "hey mister, call me an ambulance"
I said "you're an ambulance"
where'd it come from, how'd it get there?

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by M-5 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:24 pm

My anesthesiologist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with Gas or a Boat Paddle ?

Its a ether / oar situation
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Re: Daily Joke

Post by Nesikep » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:29 pm

wow, we really got the groaners going on!
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Re: Daily Joke

Post by ALACOWMAN » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:18 pm

Their making Henny Youngman kick the end out of his coffin... :cowboy:
as an adult,it's clear to me now...why Ernest T Bass, threw rocks at people..

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by greybeard » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:15 pm

What's long and brown and looks like a stick?



a stick................
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Re: Daily Joke

Post by Redgully » Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:22 pm

Whats long and hard and holds seamen...



A submarine....

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by ga.prime » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:12 pm

What starts with F and ends with uck?

Firetruck.
where'd it come from, how'd it get there?

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by JMJ Farms » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:29 pm

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. U-nique up on him.

Q. How do catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.
Until we remember that the left wing and the right wing belong to the same bird and we come together as a nation then this country is in for more turmoil - Jogeephus

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Re: Daily Joke

Post by snoopdog » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:48 pm

JMJ Farms wrote:
Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:29 pm
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. U-nique up on him.

Q. How do catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.
Reminds me of an ole story a guy told me about one of his relatives that got sent down for something back in the day.They would cook game for you if you killed and dressed it for chow, and they were working and he chunked a rock and killed a rabbit. Had an ole boy ask for some of his rabbit, told him "get your own rabbit", he said "I'm crippled", and the ole boy says " well get a crippled rabbit"
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