New favorite quote

[IluvABbeef]

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[ALACOWMAN]

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heard a good one this past weekend,,,show me a man thats afraid to look bad,, and ill show you a man you can beat every time...

[IluvABbeef]

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heard a good one this past weekend,,,show me a man thats afraid to look bad,, and ill show you a man you can beat every time...

Now that's funny!

[Ryder]

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heard a good one this past weekend,,,show me a man thats afraid to look bad,, and ill show you a man you can beat every time...

Very good. There is a lot of wisdom in that.

[lynnmcmahan]

What about an oldie
Remember the Confussus (however) says?
"Woman pilot who fly upside down, has crack up".

[shaz]

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

My fave
An economist was comparing the US economy favourably to Europe and said "The US is the healthiest horse in the glue factory"

[Nesikep]

Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

One of my faves "If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong"

[IluvABbeef]

Here's another one that might bring a good chuckle today (rated PG):

"Pretty sure some people were conceived anally. There is no way being that much of an a%%hole is natural."

[Angus Cowman]

Your daddy must have J----- off in a flower pot to have raised such a blooming idiot

This one makes me think of Isom everytime

[greybeard]

Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

One of my faves "If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong"

I'll have to remember that one, but it'll be wasted on those that deserve it the most.