Best fishing story

[HerefordSire]

To those of you who didn't "get it" (MM) ~ the snake is bringing back 2 frogs hoping to get more whiskey.

The snake might be the brother of the first snake and a tad smarter than his brother.

[angie]

To those of you who didn't "get it" (MM) ~ the snake is bringing back 2 frogs hoping to get more whiskey.

The snake might be the brother of the first snake and a tad smarter than his brother.

I considered that option (but in my head it was the wife of the snake smarter than the husband (which is even more plausible)), but discarded it. She is confused enough as it is ~ I am trying to keep it simple.

[HerefordSire]

To those of you who didn't "get it" (MM) ~ the snake is bringing back 2 frogs hoping to get more whiskey.

The snake might be the brother of the first snake and a tad smarter than his brother.

I considered that option (but in my head it was the wife of the snake smarter than the husband (which is even more plausible)), but discarded it. She is confused enough as it is ~ I am trying to keep it simple.

Do female snakes work?

[angie]

Do female snakes work?

Maybe, if there is whiskey involved. I don't know. I heard one say she would dig a hole, but she didn't have hands ~ so the intent is there.

[HerefordSire]

Do female snakes work?

Maybe, if there is whiskey involved. I don't know. I heard one say she would dig a hole, but she didn't have hands ~ so the intent is there.

If I were a cottonmouth snake, I would have bit his leg and got the whole bottle.

[angie]

If I were a cottonmouth snake, I would have bit his leg and got the whole bottle.

I think cottonmouth snakes are predisposed to drinking excessively (the real reason behind their name), so I believe what you say is so. I am wondering what a red bellied snake would do.......

[HerefordSire]

If I were a cottonmouth snake, I would have bit his leg and got the whole bottle.

I think cottonmouth snakes are predisposed to drinking excessively (the real reason behind their name), so I believe what you say is so. I am wondering what a red bellied snake would do.......

LOL

The red bellies would desert.

[angie]

The red bellies would desert.[/i]

Nah, but good guess. The yellow belly snakes would desert. Red bellied snakes'll turn on you when you go to pick them up. I am thinking the red bellied snake would have dropped the first frog and spit in duns eye. Thats how they roll.

[HerefordSire]

The red bellies would desert.[/i]

Nah, but good guess. The yellow belly snakes would desert. Red bellied snakes'll turn on you when you go to pick them up. I am thinking the red bellied snake would have dropped the first frog and spit in duns eye. Thats how they roll.

LOL

Sounds like a red headed Italian female I used to know.

[angie]

I am thinking the red bellied snake would have dropped the first frog and spit in duns eye. Thats how they roll.

Sounds like a red headed Italian female I used to know.

Huh. I have read a few of your posts regarding women hs. I am thinking you might have that effect on more than just the red-headed Italian types.

[HerefordSire]

I am thinking the red bellied snake would have dropped the first frog and spit in duns eye. Thats how they roll.

Sounds like a red headed Italian female I used to know.

Huh. I have read a few of your posts regarding women hs. I am thinking you might have that effect on more than just the red-headed Italian types.

Yes, you are right. That is why I wear a baseball protector.

[angie]

[That is why I wear a baseball protector.[/i]

So they don't get spit in your eye? Doesn't sound terribly functional to me, but I don't know so much about baseball protection. Maybe you are wearing it as an eye patch?

[HerefordSire]

[That is why I wear a baseball protector.[/i]

So they don't get spit in your eye? Doesn't sound terribly functional to me, but I don't know so much about baseball protection. Maybe you are wearing it as an eye patch?

They are dual purpose. Turning it upside down functions like a gas mask.

[angie]

They are dual purpose. Turning it upside down functions like a gas mask.

Dual purpose means that it serves 2 purposes ~ yes? So your baseball protector serves as an eye patch and a gas mask? May I ask what you do with your goggles?

[HerefordSire]

LOL

The baseball protector is for reproduction protection.

It can be used as dual purpose.

Turn it upside down, it works as a gas mask.