Two quarters or a dollar bill?

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Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby jltrent » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:41 am

A young boy enters a barber shop and
the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store and says ;
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,
"Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over".
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Re: Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby TexasBred » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:06 am

:clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby Txpiney » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:03 pm

:lol: That was a good one
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Re: Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby Bright Raven » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:10 pm

Clever joke. :clap:
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Re: Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby wacocowboy » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:19 pm

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Re: Two quarters or a dollar bill?

Postby greybeard » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:40 pm

Clever kid.
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