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    Daily Chuckle

    Oh, that explains it :)
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    Bull testing

    Test for what?
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    Miserable weekend coming up

    Wow, what a life :) When people have an abscessed tooth and it comes to a head and drains - gums and oral tissues tend to heal really fast, so it grows over draining hole and fills up the abscess again. It is best to use a water pik set on high and on floss and blast the opening several times...
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    my One cow dairy

    That's big eyed Daphne, my 13 year old first cow. She was a calf from a dairy in Texas. She has the classic Jersey face. I've always wished for a Jersey heifer from her but that was not to be, all her calves were half Angus. She was bred bred AI a couple of weeks ago sex selected Jersey for a...
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    my One cow dairy

    After a great deal of excitement and drama the first week, first calf heifer Honeydew has now become a dairy cow. Here she is relaxing with her companion. Two weeks into lactation she is producing 55lbs milk a day. This antique milking machine, a Surge belly pail, can easily be taken apart and...
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    Daily Chuckle

    We have a lot of bearded ladies now. They come into the women's restrooms.
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    Daily Chuckle

    I do not know why people permanently deface their bodies with tattoos. A great many look like freaks. Can you imagine what their tattoos will look like when it's old, saggy and wrinkly? One time I got a hospital admission who was an old sailor. He had a tattoo on his arm so obscene the nurses...
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    Food Poisoning

    My mom called deviled eggs Indian eggs when I was a little kid. She was trying to get me to eat the white part but I just licked out the stuffing. Never could stand the tasteless rubbery white part, still can't.
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    Daily Chuckle

    https://www.agriculture.com/how-bird-flu-could-threaten-cow-cuddling-yes-it-is-a-thing-8643940
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    Food Poisoning

    Seems like a dressed egg still has it's shell on.
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    Daily Chuckle

    ^^^ This is a good list for adults^^^
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    Food Poisoning

    Norovirus
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